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What Would Ronald Do?

Apparently, Mitt Romney knows exactly how Ronald Reagan would stand on all modern issues. In fact, in sixty seconds, Romney manages to name check the former president 15 times! And you know what, Mitt? If Reagan were alive today, you know what he’d do? He’d quote from the Boy Scout’s handbook, he’d secretly sell some arms to Iran, increase defense spending 40 percent, and then feign ignorance while running up huge deficits and quadrupling the national debt. But you know what? He wouldn’t have to say, “We’re gonna win in Iraq,” because he wasn’t dumb enough to get us involved in Iraq in the first place — that’s what the Iranians were for, after all.

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If you're going to try to draw on Reagan's ancient ethos, be prepared for people not to respect your logos.