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What would Obama do?

birthday-cake.jpgAccording to one Pennsylvania man, he’d show love for Hitler.

Stick with me on this — it’ll make sense in a second.

Heath Campbell and his wife Deborah are flipping angry. Deborah called the local ShopRite (a PA-area grocery store chain) and ordered up a cake for her 3-year-old son’s birthday. And she wanted his name put on it. The baker refused, and the supervisor refused as well. This is the third time in as many years that ShopRight has refused to give this kid the treat his parents so want him to have.

What’s the stink about?

The kid’s fucking name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.

So the parents went to Wal-Mart to get their cake, because good ol’ Wal Mart has no qualms about such things.

Papa Heath says he just doesn’t get why folks are so worked up, because he thinks “people need to take their heads out of the cloud they’ve been in and start focusing on the future and not the past.”

And then here’s the money quote:

“There’s a new president and he says it’s time for a change; well, then it’s time for a change,” the 35-year-old continued. “They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did.”

So yeah, the change we want, the change we need, is apparently to love hillbilly parents who name their kid after Adolf Fucking Hitler.

And I suppose we also have to love young Adolf’s younger sister’s name which is, I shit you not, is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

Great family, this one.

(Hat tip to our Pajiba Lover.)

| Comments (8)


Forget the inbred family. How about the fact that Wal-Mart is always shoving its "family values" at us with their refusal to stock offensive DVDs (such as Michael Moore's work) or adult magazines but they have no problem making a cake that has Adolf Hitler written on it.

Well I guess it's a good thing that the parents can obviously afford a private, all white school for their kids. Something tells me they wouldn't fare to well in the public system.

And I read one year they wanted a swastica on the cake, and that was denied too. But people shouldn't think they're racist, or anything. There were biracial kids at the party and little Adolf can be friends with other races if that's his choice, as per his father. Meanwhile, dad doesn't realize or care that no one wants to be friends with the kid named after Hitler

So they're hoping that the first black president will help white supremacy become more acceptable in our society? Is their next child going to be named Irony?

I actually heard David Duke on NPR saying that he would support Obama provided that Obama supported "European American" rights.

When I heard that my head began to spin off and I briefly thought the apocalypse was about to start.

They deserve to eat cake from WalMart :)
Probably made in China.

By the way, I am from Romania, and I am really curious what would a name like that do for a kid and the parents back in my country.

Why the reference to China? WTF does that have to do with WalMart!

And the youngest daughter is named "Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie" which is essentially, the girl version of Heinrich Himmler.