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What the hell is going on with Wisconsin guys and dead deers?
First it’s was a dude scrumping a dead deer. Now, this - two 19-year-old Wisconsin men have been arrested and charged with “criminal damage to property.” This charge results from the men putting a dead deer into another man’s backyard hot tub.
Steve Moore was perplexed when he got home one Friday afternoon last summer to find a dead deer in his hot tub. “I just dropped immediately because of the flies and the stench, we keep the water at 102 degrees.” Eeegads.
For a year, there was no progress on this case. But recently, someone discovered a post that had gone up a few weeks ago on facebook.com. In the post, a 19-year old talked about a “brilliant, somewhat psychotic plan” to get revenge on some kids who egged his car. The plan, as you have no doubt figured out, was to put a dead deer in the hot tub of one of those hooligans. However, this revenge-seeker and his buddy got the wrong hot tub.
If the guys are convicted, which seems assured, they could get up to nine months in the clink.
Too bad Bryan James Hathaway didn’t know about this - hot tub sex is the best!
Comments
This time of year, there are a lot of dead deer around Wisconsin.
Posted by Adam C | November 23, 2006 4:59 AM