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Well you gotta have priorities!

buckle-up.jpgLast Sunday, a suspected drunk driver was tooling down the road going over 60 miles per hour. He apparently lost control and veered off the road, slamming into a tree. Luckily, nobody else was involved in the accident, so the only one injured was the fucknut of a drunk driver — he suffered serious head and body injuries.

So the cops took up an investigation to determine if drunk fucknut had been wearing his seatbelt. It seems unlikely, considering his injuries. And the fact that when they found him in the car, he was unrestrained. But here’s the kicker: when the cops did find him passed out in the driver’s seat with no belt holding him up, they then looked over to the passenger’s seat.

Where they saw a 12-pack of beer wearing a seatbelt!