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Weird Crime Department

parnell.jpgWhat kind of crime is this?

A woman told Cincinnati police that she heard a noise and then felt something cold on her feet. Police said a man crawled under a table at a University of Cincinnati library and used a syringe to spray saltwater onto the woman’s shoes.
The woman told officers that after she heard something coming from under her table and felt the sensation on her feet, she looked down and saw a man on his knee holding a syringe.

What’s even more absurd: His bond was set for $75,000. For spraying salt-water on a woman’s shoes.

Man, if spraying salt water on a woman’s shoes is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Weird-looking guy, though. I’ll give you that.

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Well, if that isn't the very best WTF face in a mugshot!