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Vegas Assembly Woman Stabs Husband — Shoe-In for Re-Election

francisallenvegas.jpgI’m sorry, but this lady rocks. I would totally vote for her. Twice. But I probably wouldn’t marry her.

State Assemblywoman Francis Allen faces a felony charge of stabbing her new husband in the arm with a steak knife and then telling him to call his mother after he asked for help with the wound, according to a police report.
The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department report says the Republican assemblywoman and her husband of seven weeks, Paul Maineri, got into an argument over the weekend at their home and Maineri was stabbed in the left forearm. Maineri drove himself to a hospital, where his wound was closed with three stitches. Allen told police Maineri cut himself, and when Maineri realized Allen faced arrest he tried to say the same thing, the report adds.

Talk about whipped, man. Not that I blame him — Ms. Allen is scary — scary-sexy.

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What a badass! Although, I thought steel was the traditional gift for your 11th year anniversary, not your 7th week. But then again, I'm not married, so what do I know? ;)

I'm impressed. And I know I shouldn't be. Never let it be said that I wouldn't vote for a Republican.


OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.