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Uhm … yikes
A 49-year-old man from a Seattle suburb was making out with a lady friend on Monday night when things took an unexpected turn:
A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend’s lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said.
She apparently spit the lip out afterwards, and when deputies arrived on the scene, they found “the man’s lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair.” The hospital wasn’t able to reattach the lip, so unless he can get a “pussy lips” transplant like I saw them do on “Nip/Tuck,” this poor bastard sounds SOL.
Comments
It could have been worse. Trust me.
Posted by John Bobbit | November 9, 2007 10:59 AM
"It could have been worse. Trust me.
Posted by John Bobbit"
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*wipes tear*
whoo... ahaha...
Posted by razh | November 9, 2007 7:00 PM