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Trojan Man
Man Alive! QuizLaw’s Best Friend and Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia - who last month flipped off a reporter while leaving Sunday Mass - is making the rounds again this week, telling college students at a University of Connecticut lecture yesterday that his decision not to recuse himself from a case involving Vice President Dick Cheney was “the proudest thing” he has done on the court.
The case involved Cheney’s request to keep private the details of closed-door White House strategy sessions that produced the administration’s energy policy. Scalia refused to recuse himself in that case even though he had taken a duck-hunting trip with the Vice President while the case was pending. In responding to questions from students, he said: “For Pete’s sake, if you can’t trust your Supreme Court justice more than that, get a life.”
After being awed by that ringing endorsement for the Supreme Court, Trojan Condoms notified Scalia and put in a request to have him as the condom-maker’s newest pitchman, quickly putting together a television commercial featuring a teenage couple pondering the effectiveness of their birth control. During their discussion, Scalia saunters into the bedroom in his robe and proclaims, “For Pete’s sake, if you can’t trust your condom more than that, get a life!” The commercial will begin airing on MTV and Spike Television next month.
