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Today in C*nt Punditry

baby-crying-full.jpgFrom your very own GOP candidate for the President of the United States:

Sen. John McCain said Thursday that Sen. Barack Obama’s poll numbers are rising as the economy seems to sink “because life isn’t fair.”
“He certainly did nothing for the first few days,” McCain said Thursday on Fox News. “I suspended my campaign, took our ads down, came back to Washington, met with the House folks and got on the phone, and also had face-to-face meetings.”

Oh, waaaaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Life sucks, then you die. Hopefully not while in office, if Sarah Palin is your running mate.

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Yeah, except he didn't actually suspend his campaign. The ads kept running, at least in some markets, and for everyone on his campaign it was business as usual.

100% absolute truth, doncha know.