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This is the best political story ever

stormy-daniels.jpgWhat’s not to love about a story that starts like this:

His résumé includes four years in the U.S. Senate, a seriously homophobic voting record, and a tab with “D.C. Madam” Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

Her résumé includes such prestigious titles as Tit Happens and Super Size Meat.

I’m so happy right now. If you haven’t heard, Stormy Daniels, an accomplished porn star, is considering a Senate run, challenging Louisiana Senator David Vitter’s seat. Last week, she took a “listening tour,” hitting up some local bars and delis to see what the grassroots “Draft Stormy” campaign is all about (it was started by some New Orleans college student who, I suspect, was hoping to bang a porn star as the result of his efforts).

What’s great about this story is that it means I can run off and watch flicks like Operation: Destert Stormy, Thumpin Melons, and Dumb Blonde in the name of political research. Awesome.

Oh, and if Stormy decides not to run, that’s ok, because she’s always got Secretary of Sex as a backup gig.

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It's my understanding that Miss Daniels is hoping to play more of a "spoiler" role then actually hoping to get elected, siphoning votes away from Vitter, much like Perot did in 1992 and 1996.

Didn't the previous poster mean to say "siphoning off voters" for full double entendre effect?