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This is so, like, totally bogus!
Lindsay Lohan got smacked with a lawsuit last week. Giovani Arnold (go ahead, say his first name out loud - it’s fun) is a paparazzi who allegedly got run over by Lindsay’s BMW. The allegations play the story out like this: back in March, Lohan’s car ended up surrounded by paparazzi. One of them (not Arnold) hopped on the hood of her car. The ensuing ruckus caused Arnold to get knocked around, and he was then hit by Lohan’s car when she shifted it into drive.
To Lindsay’s credit, she did apparently get out and check on him before speeding off to whatever eightball was waiting for her at her destination.
In any event, Giovanni has now sued Lindsay and her moms (because the car belonged to Mommy Lohan) over his alleged severe and permanent injuries, claiming negligence and recklessness. Now I’m not a Lindsay defender, by any stretch of the imagination. But it seems to me that maybe, just maybe, the real reckless behavior in this incident is crowding around a car that’s obviously about to drive off.
