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More brevity
Following up on a post from earlier this week, here are some more stories where a nice little one sentence summary packs more punch than my normal long-winded entries:
Yet another lawyer doing the profession proud - “drowning in a sea of nothingness,” a former Denver attorney was busted stealing money to pay for private jets and strippers.
An Alaska man tried to headbutt his attorney, in the courtroom, after getting convicted of murder.
A brilliant cop
was busted for driving with an open container of beer when he was found, in his marked cop car chugging down some tasty suds.
The New Jersey Supreme Court
has lightened up the 20-year-old policy of automatically suspending attorneys busted for doing coke because, after all, they have to push through to get those billable hours.
A man currently in jail because he allegedly attacked a woman with a hammer is pissed off at the unhealthy food he’s being served in the clink: “I am being force-fed meals that will cause a heart attack!”
Congressman are shocked - shocked! - to learn that $21 per week really won’t get you much at the grocery store.
