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Things not to do when faking your own death

death-certificate.jpgWell look. You just shouldn’t fake your own death in the first place.

But if you are going to fake your own death, for the love of good, have someone else prepare your forged death certificate. Because when your fingerprints are found on your own death certificate, well yeah, the courts probably aren’t going to be too happy with you.