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Florida — Turning it Up to 11!

stacey-sheldon.jpgIn most states, it would be enough to simply say that it’s a bad idea for a 31-year old woman to have sex with a 16-year old boy.

In exceptional states, you’d add that it’s a bad idea for the woman to record video and photos of said sexual encounter on her cell phone.

In Florida, however, you gotta go the extra mile and remind the stupid lady not to leave said cell phone sitting around the house of another teenager.

As for the teenagers — look, I get it. I remember what it was like to be young and horny. But really? She looks like a dude you’d find in the mosh pit of King Diamond concert, circa 1994.

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At first glance I thought that was Kirk Hammett.

Read the comment board attached to initial article...
Most of the comments are written in br oken English or slang. Really shows the Floridian ignorance. I suppose when you are from a state that is in the shape of a dick, you cant expect much.

You know, I'm actually starting to become immune to all the Florida hate. Matt's comment only made my left eye twitch for a few seconds. That's progress!

Think about it from the perspective of an average 16 year old boy: you'd probably stick it in just about anything that said yes.