Florida — Turning it Up to 11!
In most states, it would be enough to simply say that it’s a bad idea for a 31-year old woman to have sex with a 16-year old boy.
In exceptional states, you’d add that it’s a bad idea for the woman to record video and photos of said sexual encounter on her cell phone.
In Florida, however, you gotta go the extra mile and remind the stupid lady not to leave said cell phone sitting around the house of another teenager.
As for the teenagers — look, I get it. I remember what it was like to be young and horny. But really? She looks like a dude you’d find in the mosh pit of King Diamond concert, circa 1994.