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image645244x.jpgBoo! on Rob Lowe. The guy — who was, like, the original sex-tape celebrity (remember back in ‘88, the Democratic National Convention, the underage girl, the menage a trois? Good times!) — has sued his nanny for $1 million, charging Laura Boyce with violating a confidentiality agreement, defamation and infliction of emotional distress. Lowe (Fun Fact: Rob is deaf in one ear) and his wife claim in court papers that Boyce “betrayed their trust and engaged in a scheme to hurt the Lowes by spreading malicious lies” both during and after she served as nanny.

Now, here’s where the “Boo!” comes in: He says nothingabout what she did! If you’re going to sue someone for spreading malicious lies, you gotta tell us what the malicious lies are, so we can gossip about them as if they’re true! Cause, if it’s in court papers, it’s gotta be true!

On a side note: $1 million, huh? How many nannies do you know that can afford a $1 million lawsuit?