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These pretzels are making me thirsty!

water-bottles.jpgMichael Gordon Fernandes has been arrested because he and an unknown man stole some water.

Five truckloads of the stuff.

Seems the duo snatched five trucks of bottled water from a shipping center over the course of a month-and-a-half, amounting to a worth of fifty grand. Fernandes, who worked at the warehouse, said he was paid $500 per shipment for helping out with

And … well, I got nothing else. This story just reminded me of the great “Seinfeld” line and I wanted to write this post to use it as an entry title. And so I have.

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I can't eat pretzels without saying that line.