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There Once Was a Man from Nantucket …

Image-6462-8216-pNantucket.jpgWhat do you do if you’re a judge and a lawyer files a 465-page lawsuit you don’t have any interest in reading?

You write a limerick, of course.

Plaintiff has a great deal to say,
But it seems he skipped Rule 8(a).
His Complaint is too long,
Which renders it wrong,
Please rewrite and refile today.”

All decisions should be written in limerick form, damnit.

Defendant is sentenced to death,
He killed his wife with his breath.
He ate garlics in cloves,
Then blew in her nose,
Cause he didn’t know she was a vampire zombie!