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The Smeller’s the Feller

williamhoover.jpgWarning: If you see the man to the right, keep your distance. He’s armed and flatulent.

William Hoover, 32, pulled out a semi-automatic rifle at Wheeler’s Beverage Barn and shot at three people who teased him about passing gas, a Chemung County sheriff’s investigator said.
The incident began inside the store after 6 p.m., where Hoover got into an argument with the three people who teased him about his flatulence, deputies said.
When the argument moved outside and turned physical, Hoover ran to his car, pulled out a semi-automatic rifle, and shot at the three people, deputies said.

Dude: If you don’t want people making fun of your farts, don’t ask them to pull your finger.