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The Real Quote of the Campaign

mitt-romney.jpgEarlier this week, Dustin proclaimed that Mitt Romney was responsible for the quote of the campaign. Well he was right, he just spoke too soon. Look at the shit that spewed out of Romney’s mouth yesterday, when he announced that he was suspending his campaign:

If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror.

So consider yourselves all warned — a vote for Hillary or Barack in November is a vote for surrendering to terror.

Fuck you Mitt. Fuck you long, fuck you hard, fuck you with the Book of Mormon and Joseph Smith, Jr.’s golden plates.

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I agree. This is reminiscent of that classic Cheney comment that voting for the Democrats meant Americans were gonna die.

I was also bothered by his assertion that US soldiers are the "bravest soldiers in the world". Really? Soldiers in Chechnya, Serbia and Croatia, Kashmir, Sri Lanka, Israel and countless Middle East, African and Central American hotspots are a bunch of pussies?

And while I'm on the subject, this statement comes from someone who has defended his sons' reluctance to serve in the military so they could help him become President? Thanks for defining courage, Romney, you ass.

He's such a fuckwit. Of course nothing he says surprises me, and this just makes him look like an even bigger moron.

"Fuck you Mitt. Fuck you long, fuck you hard, fuck you with the Book of Mormon and Joseph Smith, Jr.’s golden plates". Did we negelect "and fuck you in your sacred underwear"?

Seriously, What were we expecting? These people will do anything, say anything and skew anything just so they can continue their authoritarian rule.

By the way, don't you think Tagg is gay? Can't you picture him in some tawdry porno flick showing up on youtube soon?

Nice Mormon bashing here... I thought leftists were the party of tolerance and acceptance?

Oh, I forgot--you tolerate anyone as long as they hold the same ideals as you.

You going to explain how you aren't a bigot?

Vance, if Romney had been a devout Catholic, they would have inserted "rosaries" and "crucifixes" for the book of Mormon and the golden plates. That's not the point.

I personally can't tolerate ANYONE who continues to equate Iraq and Terrorism. It's just stupid, nomatter what the religion.

I'm trying not to judge lest I be judged, but what kinda pussy name is Vance?

And to think, America was founded by a bunch of people who wanted to *escape* a theocracy. If England had just told their colonists that a vote for democracy was a vote for terrorists, we would have a picture of the Queen on our money today. The only terror that Romney and his Republican cronies feel is from the thought that one day people might realize their first priority is money, not America or God.

But at least his sons are now free to enlist in the fight against terror by going to Iraq... right? Oh right, "rich man's war, poor man's fight!" Got it.

So you took exactly what John Stewart said on his show, including the fuck you part, and just wrote it down? Isn't that, what's that word when you steal someone elses work without giving credit for it. . .

Well, Erin, since I didn't actually see that episode of "The Daily Show" until Friday afternoon, well after this post has gone up, I'm not sure how I could've given Jon credit. Besides, if I had stolen from him, I would've used more of the terrible Mitt quotes that he mentioned, that weren't in the article I got this from.

And for the record, we give credit to other sites, shows, etc., all the time. But thanks for your wild accusation!

Maybe this post will stop the LDS ads on this site.