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The Proclaimers Would Appreciate This Man

shoemaker.jpgYou gotta give some props to Stephen Shoemaker; while half the stories we write about DUI court appearances involve either showing up to court drunk or not showing up at all, this man shows that a little effort and a lot of dehydration will be looked upon favorably by a judge:

A Pennsylvania man says he had one alternative when his brother didn’t show up to give him a ride to court: start walking. Stephen Shoemaker of Shippensburg was scheduled to appear at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday for sentencing on a 2007 drunken-driving conviction.
Shoemaker, 33, doesn’t have a car or driver’s license. So he started walking to the Cumberland County Courthouse in Carlisle at dawn. He kept walking for about 25 miles in 90-plus-degree heat.
Shoemaker arrived about 3:30 p.m., after a detour to Carlisle Regional Medical Center where he was treated for dehydration. Judge Edward Guido had issued an arrest warrant when Shoemaker failed to appear. Instead he agreed to defer sentencing until July. Guido says he hesitated only because “That means he’ll have to walk back to Shippensburg.”

Ups to you, Shoemaker. You’re a fuck-up, but you’re a fuck-up that respects the judicial system.