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The Problem with a Nude Maid Is Easy Access to a Hiding Spot

41qNE3wOeML._SS400_.jpgIf you’re going to hire a nude maid, let me ask you this: Why leave her alone in another room to do the cleaning? That completely defeats the purpose.

A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man’s home. The Hillsborough Sheriff’s Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home.

Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff’s office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean.

When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. (Source)

I say, she’s just really, really thorough. That damn jewelry was just cluttering up the place.