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The police also noted that the sky is blue and the sun sets in the West

captain-obvious.jpgEarlier this month, a 17-year-old Michigan teenage decided he need a car, but he had no wheels of his own. So he stole a car, naturally. But dag-nab-it, wouldn’t you know that the stolen car had some mechanical issues. So the teenager went on to steal another car, and another car, etc. etc., eventually taking five (!) cars over the course of the night. The reason he needed to keep stealing new cars was because each stolen car eventually wound up being driven into a ditch.

The cops finally found our good driver chilling out in kiddie playhouse behind someone’s home. The wonderfully insightful cops said that “alcohol is believed to be a factor in the incidents.” You think?