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The Most Important Injunction Ever Issued, Ever Ever

dicks-deli.jpgLast week, an Australian Magistrate Court issued an interim domestic violence order, ordering Tony Goodchild’s ex-girlfriend to stay away from him and to not threaten him. The cause for the court granting Mr. Goodchild such relief?

Because his ex threatened to cut off his dick. And if that ain’t cause for injunctive relief, then I just don’t know what is.