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The Most Exciting Exchange of the Campaign

dmx.jpgDMX, the 6th highest-selling rap artist of all time, apparently didn’t know there was a black man running for President, according to the transcript from this interview.

You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!
Barack Obama, yeah.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.
I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

Oh, and just for the record, DMX’s real name is Earl Simmons — now, that ain’t a rapper’s name.

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Apparently whoever was making him lose his mind was successful - up in there.

I believe this jackass is a convicted felon, and thus, is not allowed to vote. Not that he would vote if he could. Matter of fact, he probably became a convicted felon so he wouldn't have to vote. Jackass.

"Barack" is more gangsta than "Earl."

Wow. What an ass.

Brothers, I say we not call this person black any longer. Someone this stupid is a race all his own.

Done, Louis. Earl has been voted out.