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The Headline Says It All

altsky317.jpgI mean, with the headline: Man files suit, claims lap dance injury, what else do you need to say? Here’s the deets, all the same:

A businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.
Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.
According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him “serious injuries.”

I’m telling you — lap dances are a good way to poke an eye out. My momma always told me that.

I hope it wasn’t a stiletto.

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talk about getting stuck with a hot poker.