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The Least Funny Stupid Criminal of All Time

kim-de-gelders-por_1246121f.jpgThis just pisses me off, and I simply can’t imagine the inhumanity, the fucked-up, sick shit going through this dude’s head. Clearly, he is mentally unstable. And though I’m no proponent of the death penalty, this guy deserves nothing less than a fierce drawing and quartering. This Belgian fuck dressed as The Joker and went into a baby nursery and just started stabbing heads and throats:

There were 21 infants in the creche and six supervisors. All of the victims were stabbed in the throat or head. Parents gathered in the Dendermonde town hall and, with psychologists in support, identified the victims using photographs. Nine children escaped unharmed. Three of the creche’s child care workers were injured as they tried to fend off the attacker.
“There was blood everywhere, it was unbelievable, real carnage. He went straight for the babies and attacked them. The smallest ones were in their beds, they were probably asleep.”
After the attack, the man calmly left on his bicycle. Police sealed off all local schools as panic spread throughout the town.
The knifeman was pursued by a police helicopter and arrested in a nearby supermarket still in possession of the weapon used in the attack.
“You can’t imagine what we saw at that time. The babies were hurt not in the arms, not in the legs, not in the stomach, always the head or the neck. It is something you don’t forget.”

Here’s the understatement of the day:

“His nickname was Satan,” said one former schoolmate.

Yeah. No shit. Police are investigating now whether the attacks were inspired by The Joker; the attacks took place on the one-year anniversary of the death of Heath Ledger.

Also, he apparently giggled during his interrogation.

Please throw this man down a well.

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Unholy depraved acts batman!

It's disgusting and depressing what some people are capable of doing. (Like, did you hear about that dude in New Orleans who slit his little boy's throat because he didn't want to pay child support? He claimed that he was carjacked and the boy was kidnapped, but he was found soon after, and the dad confessed.)

What does the pic at the top have to do with anything?

manda, that is a photo of the killer, Kim De Gelder. According to the article, he's only 20.

I can't even imagine how someone could do that.

I just had to leave my computer and kiss my sleeping baby.

three elle: thanks, just assumed that the guy would actually look like a guy. no wonder he has clearly lost it