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The important question here is, why an outlet parking lot? He’s a lawyer - surely he can afford the good malls.

“A prominent Hunterdon County lawyer who has served as counsel to New Jersey state government allegedly masturbated Friday outside of a minivan in a shopping outlet parking lot.”

The lawyer allegedly committed this act while facing a witness’ vehicle. The article does not say whether the lawyer will try to argue that he was simply leaving a unique “need a lawyer?” message.