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The Day After

dayAfter.jpgFollowing up on both of yesterday’s main entries….

First, we told you about the protein-enhanced salad dressing prepared by an Illinois student. Well, as expected, he surrendered to the cops yesterday and has now been charged with both disorderly conduct and attempted aggravated battery. And if you’re curious to see his mugshot, you know The Smoking Gun can feed your need.

Meanwhile, yesterday afternoon we told you about the Ward v. Arm & Hammer lawsuit, which was all about the lack of lables warning folks not to mix baking soda and cocaine. Well the case is actually on the old side, with that complaint originally filed back in ‘03. Overlawyered is on top of things, however, and lets us know that this puppy was, unsurprisingly, dismissed back in 2004. It’s worth noting that the Court was considerably more respectful of the whole thing than I would’ve been. But that’s probably why I’m not a judge….

Yet.