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The Daily Memo - 9/22/06

check.jpgAn asshole who admits to tearing off the head of his girlfriend’s cat gets to spend the next two years in the clink. (CNN)

check.jpgAmerican Express has been sued over its “My Life, My Card” ad campaign. (Yahoo! News)

check.jpgA Utah judge declined to sentence a female high-school teacher to jail for blowing a 17-year-old student because she was a she. (World Net Daily)

check.jpgWith over 3 months still to go, 2006 has already set a record for the most software patents issued by the PTO. (Slashdot)

check.jpgDon’t piss off the mathematicians - one is claiming that a New Yorker article defamed him and that he may have “to consider other options.” (Slashdot)

check.jpgThe new CW network has already been sued, for allegedly pinching the idea for its sitcom “The Game.” (Zap2It)

check.jpgDo you need three more reasons to hate Congress? (Slate)