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The Daily Memo - 5/7/08

check.jpgStupid law students and their stupid marathon-running weekends. (Deadspin)

check.jpgIf ladies just billed from their hospital bed after spitting kids out (as one partner at my old firm notoriously did), this wouldn’t be a problem. (Above the Law)

check.jpg“Answers to the questions associates should be afraid to ask” (and some stupid answers you shouldn’t bother reading). (Law.com)

check.jpgUma’s stalker? Two years in the clink. Two years in the clink? Uma’s stalker. (LawInfo)

check.jpgFuck these sanctions, your honor. It was my fucking client, not me. Fuck him. …Fuck. (The Legal Reader)

check.jpgThe judge with $54 million pants is riding the plaintiff train once again. (Above the Law)

check.jpgJersey wants to put a “sin tax” on fast food. (WCBSTV)

check.jpgA maximum security prison is finding prisoner reform coming from bucking broncos. (Times Online)