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The Daily Memo - 1/22/08

check.jpgBlawg Review #143 is a special MLK version (sure, this link is a day late, but I don’t hear him complaining, so neither should you). (Public Defender Stuff)

check.jpg“A man was arrested Tuesday for walking on a highway with a 14-foot python wrapped around his body, police said.” (Breitbart)

check.jpgAn Oklahoma legislator wants drunk drivers to have a special DUI marking on their driver’s license. (KOCO)

check.jpgHeee … “A man wearing only his underwear and brandishing an ax handle chased a burglar out of his home and down his driveway before thinking better of it.” (Denver Post)

check.jpgA 54-year-old substitute teacher has gotten into some trouble for slapping each and every fifth-grader in her class over the misbehavior of a few. (Mainichi Daily News)

check.jpgA man wakes up with a penis drawn on his face and winds up getting charged with aggravated assault. Turns out, he wasn’t such a fan of the prank. (The Murfreesboro Post)

check.jpg“It’s one thing to dangle fuzzy dice from a rear view mirror, but decorating a trailer hitch with a large pair of rubber testicles might be a bit much in Virginia.” (Tri-City Herald)

check.jpgIn Chi-Town, the smoking ban is helping dudes get laid. (Sun Times)

check.jpgTwo-hundred twenty traffic offenders in Alabama caught a break when a judge threw out all their tickets after getting pissed off about not being able to find an open courtroom. (UPI)