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The Daily Memo - 1/16/08

check.jpgThis bitch needs to be locked away forever — a 25-year-old babysitter killed a 19-month-old toddler when she stuffed him in a sleeping bag and swung him around … for fun! (WFSB)

check.jpgA British senior sales executive is going to receive a nice hunk of money now that she has won her sex discrimination claim. Get this — her pig of a boss told her she’d be “useless” now that she was pregnant, and that she’d “never be the same again.” (Times Online)

check.jpgWell the paramedics deserved to be chased down by a crazy woman with a rolling pin. After all, when Crazy Lady called them to come help out with her chest pains, she told them not to use lights or sirens. (WWSB)

check.jpgThe Scalia lives next door to a pot grower who’s going to be busted by a federally funded janitor? …I’m so confuzzed. (WSJ Law Blog)

check.jpgSure, it’s totally the Dodgers’ fault when fans get drunk and fight with each other. (LAist)

check.jpgThe judge who doesn’t like cancer patients covering their bald heads has apologized after getting attacked for being an asshat. (Above the Law)

check.jpgThe Supremes say “that fraud claims are not allowed against third parties that did not directly mislead investors but were business partners with those who did.” (SCOTUSblog)

check.jpgCongress would like to talk to Miguel Tejada about his maybe being a liar-liar-pants-on-fire. (Lawinfo)