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That’s One Brazen Little Punk

chuck_norrisasfasf.jpgOut in Jersey, a high-school junior/twerp is facing expulsion after a teacher discovered that he had a “hit list” that included three students and a school administrator. He was arrested and charged with making terrorist threats.

Also on his hit list: Chuck Norris.

No shit.

Clearly the kid doesn’t know who he’s fucking with — Chuck Norris will rain the pain down, motherfucker. Ain’t no arsenal in the world that can hold down Chuck Norris. Have you seen Delta Force? The man will rip your face off with his teeth and then kick your dog for the helluva it. True story.