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Taste the Rainbow, bitches

skittles2-774684.jpgThe way some Connecticut school administrators were acting, you’d think it was Skittles that was ruining the nation, instead of the homosexual agenda. Thankfully, they’ve recently come to their senses:

School officials have decided to go light on an eighth-grader caught with contraband candy in New Haven, Connecticut. Michael Sheridan, an eighth-grade honors student who was suspended for a day, barred from attending an honors dinner and stripped of his title as class vice president after he was caught with a bag of Skittles candy in school will get his student council post back, school officials said.
Superintendent Reginald Mayo said in a statement late Wednesday that he and principal Eleanor Turner met with student Michael’s parents and that Turner decided to clear the boy’s record and restore him to his student council post.

Pansies! If there’s one thing I’ve learned from politicians, stubborn pride is really the only way to go here. You have to stand by your decisions, even if they’re ridiculous, destructive, dumb, and cost the country $3 trillion. In fact, you should up Sheridan’s suspension to a week, just for creating a national scene. Skittles are toxic! You know their slogan? “Taste the Rainbow?” Yeah — it’s gay candy.

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Woah, someone just emailed me that article, and I was just about to forward it to you guys.

Anyways, everyone knows "Skittles" is just the street name for crack.