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“Something stupid has happened.” “How stupid is it?” “Florida.”

hairspray%20inside.jpgFrom the Northwest Florida Daily News:

A man was arrested for shoplifting two bottles of White Rain Hair Spray, which he drank in the Wal-Mart on Beal Parkway, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office report.

He told the arresting officer that the reason he drank the hair spray was because he was “a hard-core alcoholic” and needed the buzz. When asked why he simply didn’t use the $15 found on him to get some real booze, he said he was shopping at that Wal-Mart, and when he spotted the hair spray, “The temptation was too great.”

Wow, his next crap is going to have so much life and bounce to it now. With a natural-looking sheen and fuller body. That is going to be one spectacular poo!

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