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Chuck Norris Endorses Huckabee, Single-Handedly Protects Border

chuck_norris.jpgI’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Mike Huckabee is the coolest, nicest politician that I will never, ever vote for. He’s a right-to-lifing, pro-gun, anti-gay, evolution-disbelieving, crazy-Christian Republican, and yet I can’t help myself: He’s charming and likable as hell, self-effacing, and other than being absolutely wrong most of the time, a pretty smart guy to boot.

Now Huckabee has Chuck Norris in his camp, hoping to bolster his chances in Iowa, where he’s set to overtake Mitt Romney in polls, and is even threatening to become an actual force in the GOP election. And, as his commercial with Norris attests, Huckabee has a helluva sense of humor, too.

Fred Thompson, surly “Law and Order” vet, claims that Huckabee’s TV spot proves that he’s not serious about immigration.

“With his new campaign ad featuring Chuck Norris, Mike Huckabee has confused celebrity endorsement with serious policy. What would Huckabee do to secure America’s border against millions of illegal immigrants pouring into our country? According to his ad, ‘Two words: Chuck Norris,’” said Thompson campaign spokesman Todd Harris.

I mean, do you need more? I think Chuck can handle border control by himself. And Thompson: Get off your lazy ass and go find a sense of humor, man.

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