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Some lessons just don’t stick

DUI.jpgKelly Jean Moffitt, a 29-year-old Floridian (where else?), is a special kind of person. The kind of person who likes to drink and drive all the bloody time, continuing to do so despite racking up an unhealthy number of arrests (seven) and convictions (at least five). Actually, strike that - she’s got eight arrests now.

That most recent DUI arrest came Monday night and here’s the reason this is yet another typical only-in-Florida story: she was arrested ten minutes after leaving a court-ordered session where she a panel of DUI victims talked about how drunk driving has impacted their lives. Which of course means she was actually drunk at the panel! Good on you, Lady Moffitt, good on you.

Moffitt says she’s an alcoholic. You think?