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Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

honesty.jpgThere’s a woman in Muncie, Indiana named Honesty Knight. For serious. Honesty Knight.

Anyway, Ms. Knight was recently in a car that was pulled over for a traffic violation. The trooper was talking to the driver about the traffic violation, and Honesty was jonesing for a smoke, so she asked the trooper if it was ok for her to light a cigarette.

He said yes but, after Honesty lit the smoke, he got suspicious. Rightfully so, because it was a doobie. And Honesty was arrested for possession.

I mean, I can’t even begin to fathom what was going through her head. Maybe she was already high to begin with?

…I guess Honesty isn’t always the best policy.

Bah-dum-dum! Thank you, I’ll be here all night.

(Hat tip to reader Mike)

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A woman named Autumn Knight once spoke at my school. I wonder if there's any relation, and it's some kind of strange family tradition to give their daughters really unfortunate first names.

This "lady" has been arrested over 35 times for crimes ranging from possesion, prostitution,forgery, recieving stolen goods, and many more. It's no surprise to me.