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Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em
There’s a woman in Muncie, Indiana named Honesty Knight. For serious. Honesty Knight.
Anyway, Ms. Knight was recently in a car that was pulled over for a traffic violation. The trooper was talking to the driver about the traffic violation, and Honesty was jonesing for a smoke, so she asked the trooper if it was ok for her to light a cigarette.
He said yes but, after Honesty lit the smoke, he got suspicious. Rightfully so, because it was a doobie. And Honesty was arrested for possession.
I mean, I can’t even begin to fathom what was going through her head. Maybe she was already high to begin with?
…I guess Honesty isn’t always the best policy.
Bah-dum-dum! Thank you, I’ll be here all night.
(Hat tip to reader Mike)
Comments
A woman named Autumn Knight once spoke at my school. I wonder if there's any relation, and it's some kind of strange family tradition to give their daughters really unfortunate first names.
Posted by MoJo | December 18, 2008 11:32 AM
This "lady" has been arrested over 35 times for crimes ranging from possesion, prostitution,forgery, recieving stolen goods, and many more. It's no surprise to me.
Posted by bill | December 21, 2008 12:54 PM