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Congressional Representative Larry Liston, (R-Colorado) bitched on Wednesday that society not only condones premarital sex, but that there’s no longer a sense of shame in unmarried teens having children.

“In my parents’ day and age, they were sent away, they were shunned, they were called what they are. There was at least a sense of shame,” Liston said of unmarried teen parents. “There’s no sense of shame today. Society condones it… . I think it’s wrong. They’re sluts.

After thoroughly denigrating high-school sluts, Larry Liston plans next to create public policy legislation aimed at loners, stoners, princesses, cheerleaders, geeks, jocks and dweebs.

Real mature, Larry. Real mature.

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I'm assuming he was a virgin on his wedding night? No?!? Oh, wait, he's a guy so he was expected to be experienced, so it's ok. Fucking asshole.

Well, I must condone this guy for having the courage to call the sexy-time-having boys "sluts," as well. Bravissimo, sirrah!

Ahh, I'm dumb, I meant "commend."

I bet in his grandparents' time, girls wore chastity belts...

Maybe he's bitter because he found out he was put up for adoption by a shunned teenager.

It's sad that statements like this are still being made over 50 years after the Kinsey report's release showed how big a load of bunk they are. There never was a good old days; humans have always been violent drug-crazed perverts and that's what makes us interesting :)

My great aunt told me that in her day, half the women walking down the aisle already had a bun in the oven. They just pretended to be pure and perfect. She was an awesome old lady who was basically giving me the go-ahead to live with my boyfriend before marriage if I felt like it.