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See, that’s why you always go with the double-stuff

oreo.jpgLast fall, Justin Vonkummer was pulled over for speeding in the little Connecticut town of Salisbury (but the story only recently came to light after some court filing last week). Rather than trying to argue that he wasn’t speeding, Vonkummer busted out with an interesting excuse:

Police say Vonkummer told the trooper that an Oreo had just slipped from his fingers as he dunked it in a cup of milk, and that he was trying to fish it out when he lost control of his car.