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Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel.

waterston.jpgThose goddamn Robots — they’re taking over the world. If you don’t have Old Glory Insurance, which covers against robot attacks, you best get on it.

And now, they’re screwing with Bill Clinton. But, Slick Willie has an awesome comeback for everything. Even robots. Check it out:

Elsewhere and in other Bill Clinton news, an African-American former UN Ambassador elicited awkward silence when he made a joke at either Clinton’s or Barak Obama’s expense (I can’t decide), saying: “Bill is every bit as black as Barack. He’s probably gone with more black women than Barack.”

I have no idea what to make of that.