« No shit! | Main | “It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!” »

Q. What’s funnier than living in Sheboygan?

urinatecop.jpgA. The fact that in Sheboygan, you can be charged with “felony discharging bodily fluids at a public safety worker,” which Daniel L. Shilts found out the hard way last week. After running his car into a pole and almost backing into a police cruiser, Shilts was arrested. Once in the cruiser enroute to the police station, however, Shilts “urinated in the back seat of the squad car and also sprayed some urine through the center divider, striking the officer in the head.” In addition to his DWI charges and three counts of bail jumping (it seems he had a few other felony cases pending at the time), Shilts was charged for getting pee on the officer.

Just keep it in mind, folks, the next time you’re in Sheboygan.

Also, Hat Tip to me for finding this Sheboygan post before Seth!


| Comments (3)


Stephanie Miller fan?

Seriously, the sad part, this is becoming a national trend. Most states are passing the same laws but are limiting them to confined persons throwing feces, urine and seminal fluid at prison guards. Saliva is not included so it's ok, at least in the State of Nebraska, to spit at the prison guards, just don't piss on them.

Anyone else think it's ironic that the guy's name is Shilts?