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Put up your dukes!

rockem-sockem.jpgSeymour Gray’s Des Moines house was recently robbed, and the burglar took off with two laptops and a desktop, among other things. Normal old smash and grab. Except that the burglar, who Gray says he knows, called a relative of Gray’s and not only admitted to the crime, but said he’d give all the shit back if, get this, Gray fights him and wins.

The burglar has challenged his victim to a winner-take-all fight.

This guy is my favorite burglar ever.