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Prison Break

brison-break.jpgIn England, a woman was recently caught, in the early hours of a Sunday morning, trying to break out of a prison on the Isle of Sheppey. A prison staffer caught sight of her trying leave the prison, and she readily stood out because Standford Hill happens to be an all-male prison.

Seems the gal’s best man is a prisoner at Standford Hill, and she had snuck in earlier by hopping a fence. The woman and her incarcerated hubby made off to his cell, where, as a source put it, they had “a romp.” All went according to plan until her unfortunate capture on the way out.

Where’s Michael Scofield when you need him?