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Poetic Justice

vert.behar.jpgI’ve finally decided what the appropriate punishment for Bill O’Reilly’s existence should be: He ought to be sexually assaulted by each of the women from “The View.” I wanna see a box of sex toys, a can of Crisco, some magic beads, and a gagged and hogtied Bill O’Reilly on a plush carpet with Joy Behar attacking him with a strap-on.

This girl can dream too, Seth.

Here’s a glimpse at the foreplay:

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Okay, I'm a little in love with Joy Behar right now.