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Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Grease Fire

fb1314c88b1cf72a.jpgBritney Spears has officially lost physical custody of her two children after a judge ordered K-Fed to take custody, beginning Wednesday at midnight. Great — so, K-Fed is now in charge of feeding and clothing two children under the age of 3? What , were there no wild animals the judge could leave them with? No meth houses he could find with available foster parents? Why didn’t the judge just leave the kids in a strip club with a six-pack of Coors, a box of ding-dongs, and a roll of ones to leave in their next mother’s thong?

Those poor goddamned kids.

Spears has sold over 76 million records worldwide and her 31 million albums sold in the US make her the eighth best-selling female artist in US music history. After the judge ruled on the custody matter, she rolled up to a fast-food drive-thru, proving once again that, you can take the trailer trash out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer trash out of the girl. But you can take her kids away. Or something like that.