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Ooops! …She’s a slut again.
Last October, “US Weekly” published a story which claimed that there was a secret sex tape of Brit-Brit and the K-Fed doing the nasty (and that word has never been used so figuratively and literally at the same time). The story also claimed that the couple was worried about this tape being distributed in a devious scheme to burn out the optic nerves of the American public.
Brit-Brit wasn’t a fan of this story, so she sued “US Weekly” for $10 million, claiming that the story defamed her pure and chaste character. Well the California Superior Court judge sitting on the case has now dismissed it, essentially because Brit-Brit is a whore.
As Judge Cole explained, the question is whether it’s defamatory to say that a married couple taped themselves having the sex. Particularly in light of the fact that Brit-Brit has “publicly portrayed herself” as a tramp and has “put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye.” Judge Cole decided that it was unlikely that one could consider the magazine’s article defamatory in light of the fact that Brit-Brit has whored herself so much, and thus the case, like Brit-Brit’s dignity, is now no more than a distant memory.
So it’s official - Brit-Brit is a tramp.
(Hattip to reader Tracy who practically begged for this story to be dispersed to our readership)
