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Diddy commands you!
It’s Election Day boys and girls, and QuizLaw kindly requests that you follow the Did-man’s advice, and vote or die. After all, the system only works when it’s properly exercised (and even then, the odds are only 50/50, at best).
So take twenty minutes you would otherwise spend reading diversionary sites like this one, and go read an Election Day voters’ guide (your local paper’s website invariably has a rundown of all the stuff that’ll be on your ballot). Then make a quick stop on the way home from work and punch a ballot or push a button on a rigged machine. For example, if you live in Massachusetts, there’s a very important ballot question that will decide whether grocery stores can start selling wine. As an inebriate, I can think of no more important matter out there today, and everyone needs to have their voice heard, counted, manipulated to the whim of the people in charge, and then reported back to them in a nice little ticker running under tonight’s episode of “Dancing with the Stars.”
