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Oh My God: John McCain is Trying to Kill this Man!

mccain0508.jpgAs part of QuizLaw’s ongoing effort to find the appropriate legal services for those in need, we are currently looking for a lawyer who specializes in batshit crazy clients — experience with delusions of grandeur helpful but not necessary. The attorney we are looking for must be willing to stand up to FBI Agents who are maliciously attempting to kill this man, Larry. Details are still forthcoming, but, according to Larry, John McCain is terrorizing him and his family. Please help this man — he can be reached at badmccain@yahoo.com. Without immediate legal assistance, this man may die. You may be his only chance.