O … oh! … OH! … OBAMA!!!!
What better way to celebrate the new President than by celebrating with the new President. Well not “with” him like, “you and Barack chilling out over a pizza pie and pitcher of beer.” More “with” him like, “sticking a freaky-Obama looking dildo up your hoo-ha or heiney.”
Yup, for only $34.95 the “official” Obama pleasure toy, the Head O State Obama Sex Toy can be all yours. And you get your choice of “Presidential Gold” or “Democratic Blue!”
…Is it just me, or does the Democratic Blue sort of look like a Star Wars Jedi ghost? If Lucas ever does another Star Wars flick, I demand a scene where the Obama dildo is chilling with Obi Wan and Yoda’s ghosts.
(Hat tip to 43(B)log)